You are a special ace,
Whose mind is up in space
You care not for things erotic,
Rather for things robotic
You love an animatronic bear,
And are satisfied with your care
You love the Daft Punk bots,
You love them lots and lots
You know a turtle’s power,
And do not exactly tower
You’ve seen the final frontier,
And are often full of good cheer
You love your little pyro,
And doing taekwondo
You do not eat meat,
And I think you’re pretty neat